Hype!
GET MOTHAFUCKEN HYPE YO! TIME FOR CHEMISTRY! GONNA DESTROY THIS TEST! I FEEL MY HEART BEAT IN MY FINGER TIPS! ITS TIME! CHEMISTRY PREPARE YOURSELF TO GET MESSED UP YO! FUCKING SCIENCE BITCH! #hype
Goodbye my puppy princes, I love you, I’ll never forget you, and I’ll miss you everyday
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Look at my arm right there. You see that? I got that when I was 18 years old, and I’ll tell you something: I regret it, cause this tattoo don’t come off. I have a tattoo of a cow’s head because I loved that cheese then. So I get the cow, and I go in there and I’m a little drunk… and I said, “Gimme that cow head from that cheese, I love that cheese… ” And now I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm, Brendan. Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you. Play soccer. Brendan, take a look at my chest. You know what that is right there? That’s the woman from the Chiquita Banana. I got that tattooed on my chest. I am an idiot. I’ve got trademarked products all over my body. It’s like going to a market. Because I was drunk one night. Don’t live like me.
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